Derek Wildstar

"This is a frigging STREET, people. NOT a social connection point. How on earth is this a location on FourSquare? Ugh."

"Contrary to another tip, please note that the buffalo tenders are shitty beyond belief. Order anything else"

"For the love of god it's humid like a mofo up in this bitch."

"Best softshells on the island. But you really can't go wrong with anything."

"Cherries and black raspberries are just perfect!"

"Straight ballin'."