Scott Huggett

"Great place to buy software and related services"

"the trains that pass through this station can be heard to mention "thank god for that" if you listen very carefully."

"The chef at the swan is a practasing Satanist and serves up the best bealsibub burger this side of the M25."

"Ash Vale is an anagram of the statement "Halve as" as it is halve as good as most other places."

"This platform is a lovely combination of concrete, tarmac and yellow paint. Much better than that jumped up platform 11!"

"If you whisper "all aboard" into the banknote slot on the ticket machine 5 times, you get a free ticket."