Rick Starbuck

"The parking meters behind the place are free until 10am!"

"Jesse is awesomer."

"Guacamole is free on the Mixed Veggie burrito, but you have to ask."

"Try the veggie burger, it's great too!"

"Check out the original Lichtenstein in the lobby!"

"Lower lot doesn't open to general parking until 10am, but the parking machine will still accept your dollar and not give an error (even though it has a timestamp and should "know" you'll get a ticket."