Michael Dollfus

"May be the best draft beer selection in downtown Greenville."

"Be sure to get banana pudding!"

"The sheep prefer you use lamb skin condoms or go bareback. They don't like latex."

"Food good, service not."

"It's like the old Myrtle Beach strip, just no ocean. There's a pavilion and every touristy place you can imagine like old time photos, mini golf, leather shop, and breakfast places everywhere."

"The toasted coconut ice cream is fantastic. Ask them to let you try it if you're unsure about getting coconut ice cream."