Dan Jones

"Want your kid to feel like a superhero, while demonstrating an important factor in auto efficiency? Let him or her shove the bare chassis. SPOILER: It is much lighter than you'd expect."

"I feel like I'm in Boardwalk Empire eating here. I keep expecting Nucky Thompson to walk by."

"Don't just bang randomly on the door like a fool. Proper etiquette is to knock "shave and a haircut" and let the other side finish the "two bits." Or if other side starts, you finish."