Jons Upstate HouseHome • Westtown, United States
babe..dont FUCKIN check into here
Do not try anything.funny with the hand dryer in the bathroom. It WILL slice your dick clean off.
Should not be called "dry" cleaners. Looks like they clean the clothes with watery fecal matter!
come here at 2am to buy 4 redbulls and a shitton of candy
Go to seventh floor locker rooms to take an uninterrupted dump.
DO NOT stare into the manican bus drivers head in the eyes
Don't eat the weird cookie they give you with your check..it has paper in it!
Check out the escalator attraction from the second to fifth floors. Baruch has decided that this attraction is so wonderful, it would be a shame to change anything.