Jack Cao

"Two intrepid Jersey men taught for America in New Orleans where they mastered po-boys, hurricanes, and turbo time. Thus, they became breauxs. Nola North is a tribute to that special place down south."

"One employee has a thing for smart Asian guys who look younger than their actual age. We make his job more exciting. If only I had told him I'm going to Harvard next year for a PhD..."

"There's a Popeye's near the entrance to Terminal B. But they charge 26¢ for each extra packet of sauce."

"The complimentary salsa is great for nasal congestion."

"This plaid skirt, British version of Hooters has fantastic shoe string french fries."

"Swanky sofas are in the teachers' lounge. But the urinal in the men's restroom is uncomfortably close to the sink."