Don't get caught or searched by Fort Bragg police on a weekend night after 10pm.
Though the kangaroo isn't officially Australia's national symbol, it is everywhere in the Embassy.
Standard driving laws apply, stay in your lane, slower vehicles to the right, and no emergency stopping. Makes life easier for all mankind.
Prepare to wait 30 minutes to check out 4 items. Observe some of Washington's most fabulous people while you do it!
Try not to sit next to the outgoing door in the indoor waiting area. Stupid people tend to push the door open on you.
If you forget your supplements, try out the Gatorade Recover drink in Mixed Berry... It's pretty good.
On football Sunday ask the waitresses if they're really fans of the teams they wear! you'll be surprised.
Amanda is probably the nicest girl you'll ever meet, say hello to her sometime!
Give yourself a pat on the back for being awesome today. NOW BACK TO WORK!
Legit local brews, bring the friends along for pre-gaming Alexandrians.
Yes, make a tip about your one trip here with your friends... Everyone wants to see your life story.
