Bill Keller

"Finally open! Nice atmosphere and lots of cleavage!"

"don't poop in the elevator!"

"Best Homemade Soups in the Lehigh Valley, Bacon, Cheddar and Potato Soup - Yum!"

"don't sit in the back of the bus because it smells like piss and takes away the aroma of your beer."

"knowing where the bumps are on I-78 keeps you from spilling beer on yourself...."

"wear old clothes when you come hear, there is always work to be done."