Eric Fish

"Rhian H: we think you're awful too."

"In addition to my first comment I would point out that the proud graduate who only wanted to buy a pint gave great reviews to McDonald's. Enough said."

"Extremely friendly pub despite what the moaners say. Don't bring your own food. It's a business, not a shelter for sippers who want Sky for free. Not suffering fools gladly is not 'unfriendly'. Rec."

"I always like to have a poo at McDoof's without buying any of their 'products'. Little by little. Bit by bit."

"How about backing the local traders and pubs who have been here through thick and thin rather than spending your food dollar in cloned chain restaurants. Go on. Bag of chips and some Real Ale."

"Obese? Brain dead? Been wearing same tracksuit bottoms for a week? Welcome."