Ahran Arnold

"The saf building represents a beacon of hope among the fading lights of imperial college. Home of the brave."

"sells various world foods converted into generic wraps eg the pepperoni pizza wrap. The lengthy queues and stale atmosphere make it perfect for treating someone you hate to lunch (or dinner)"

"Cheap drinks and generally devoid of other people, the union's a great place to avoid."

"Although on a clear day you can see for miles around from the top of it, imperial college's "queen's tower" is closed to the students and the public due to a history of attempted and completed suicide"

"Try the Reynolds bar for cheap booze and fun times!"

"Try the pizza!"