Carlos Fuentes

"Order the croque madam"

"Below average croissant. it wasn't a european style buttery flaky viennoiserie bread roll."

"One lane road. Wait for cars to exit before entering road. If you try to pass each other, one car will end up in a ditch. Old Somerset Road is a dirt path."

"Don't hang around waiting for a ride when it gets dark. It clears out within two minutes of train leaving at night"

"Forgotten track 5 and forgotten train line from hell. Raritan valley line. Hasn't been direct to NYC since Conrail. Was better private Will never be direct to NYC."

"Poor wireless Internet in many rooms. Complain and have them move you."