Jonathan Ammons

"Always check the $5 specials."

"The menu here seems to be a vague inclination of what you actually get. My breakfast burrito claimed to have cheddar when it actually had blue cheese. Which was great, cos I like blue cheese, but odd."

"I recommend a layer of toilet paper over the seat. You don't want to put your bare ass where Jasper has put his after all!"

"Ask about "the Creature"."

"Asian Slaw."

"The gnocci is always good and changes often. Always a new flavor, always the ideal first course."