Black WatchBar • Los Gatos, United States
Shot of Jamo and coors light - Andrew special
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Use a can of raid
Back is way better than the front if you wanna wait... Or just hook your rascal up to the back of the train a d go ape shit crazy!
If you went to LG then you know every night is a reunion night... Get ready for it... Take 10 shots at the watch before you come here
Grab 30 beers and wait for your flight back to America to come, your table will be ready in 1 hour and 55 minutes.
Drink jack and cokes on the ride.. Or rum and cokes.. Yo ho and die
Piss your pants when you get on the ride, that way u splash everyone when you hit the bottom
Don't forget to being your javelin
Join the Darkside.
Slam 10 beers before you get on the ride
Get some margs an get smashed out of your mind... But you will be broke by the end
Kicking strollers out of the way is the only way through this hell hole
Get the room w/o the bullet holes + no chalk outlines ... Best bet.. RAGE
Lift your feet up when your hit the water on the big slide, water slashes down in the log and hits your shoes foo!
Don't let the jame-o splash when your on he ride! Rookie mistake!