Diego Estolano

"Killing animals is fun! Kill em all!!!"

"Your kids are not gonna have as much fun in Vegas as you. Stop being selfish pretending they are. Take the poor bastards to Disneyland sometime."

"What is it with sandwich places and making you work for your food?! You can't just say, "Gimme the number 3.""

"Service has never been above and beyond. The daily specials are cool though. Saturday- $4 half pound chicken strippers! Not a bad place to live across the street from."

"They got Stone beers! Arrogant Bastard! Siiick..."

"The stylists here are very chill and friendly. They do the shaving with the blade and the whole hot towel thing. You gotta try it. It's a change from the plastic Bic and shaving gel you do at home."