Lauren Chan

"Careful, Evan kicks in his sleep!"

"Station opens at 8:45am on Sundays, but show up early if you want to see old people try to get in anyway."

"This ride is a joke. 3 visits this month, and hasn't been properly operational once. Might improve over the summer, but probably not...stupid thing."

"Jeff Salem's the man, and anyone who thinks otherwise will answer to the man, who is Jeff Salem."

"Mayor Levy sucks."