David Smith

"The real mayor is in the house.."

"drive an extra two minutes to the East Ave McDonalds. Your order won't get screwed up and you won't have to wait 20 minutes in the drive-thru. This is the worst McDonalds in the state."

"Don't forget to wear your bullet-proof vest when visiting."

"Try the cocaine there, I hear its fantastic!"

"This is not the real ambulance post."

"There is no such ambulance post. You r a fake mayor."