Christopher Anguiano

"Recycle. A tree will thank you for it."

"If a light is on, say hello and come on in."

"Performing fellatio is not one of my mayoral duties. Please contact the former mayor for that service."

"The pet treats that you buy in bulk are awesome. Your dogs will love them."

"Encrypt your Internet. These buildings are so close everyone can use your connection and slow your speed."