Craig Chazen

"If you are really nice and patient to all the employees they will treat you like gold, well maybe like bronze but that's better than getting treated like a criminal. Like most of the passengers"

"tuesdays at 830 ill be in the boys bathroom. Ready to play"

"The shorts they sell aren't short enough to show off my bottom"

"I heard that place gives you cancer"

"Don't be a jerk."