Hildy's TavernDive Bar • Lancaster, United States
Where the hell is clark?
You should never decide to take a month off from beer...
The toilet is great for pissing and pooping. Really flushes it right away. Like a champ.
Leave your damn feet off the damn chairs cause the chairs are SO DAMN NICE!! We don't want your damn feet on them!!
While you're here, please ask your host for a refreshing beverage. Service with a smile! (and possibly a glare when you're not looking)
Don't try to steal the tables. They kinda freak out...
Relax thyself on a welcoming porch. There are usually cookies baking and a good game of scrabble in progress. City living at it's finest.