John Metcalfe

"Skip it and go to Layla's instead. Watery hummus and tzatziki sauce... Not even real gyros. Won't be back here."

"Don't depend on their shore power generator while you're here. You'll wind up with some costly repairs to your ship's electronic equipment."

"Lousy wifi signal at this gate, but it's still better then paying for it."

"Bleed down the air from the hose before you take fuel or they'll rip you for 3000+ liters every time... lousy thieves."

"Sushi buffet closes at 3pm on week days no matter what you read on yelp."