Glenn Ford

"Skip the crab fries, and other fillings, at the front of the buffet. Make your way to the end to be rewarded with goodies like cheesesteaks and lobster tails."

"Unless you're really large and really hungry, order one meal and split it. It's a common request at Napoli, so they are very used to bringing one dish on 2 plates. The portions are huge."

"The ATM machine will rape you, bring cash!"

"Huevos con chorizo is always great, but never on the menu. Just ask!"