Nate

"$5 medium pizzas!! That's the shit I do like!"

"Great mall! If you're from the west coast of Nigeria!"

"If you're looking to be harassed while picking blueberries by the stuck up old bags that are so devastated by their own job that they have to take it out on you then look no further!"

"Do you want to go to a recently released cinematic film? Do you have an arm and a leg to spare on empire theaters insane prices? If so get ready to have the time of your life!"

"Best part has got to be the flat plates! Makes total sense, I mean hell if your carrying a plate full of food back to your table, make sure you don't make the slightest move or it'll all go tumbling"

"Ordered the port burger...I mean rubber burger! Tasted like straight rubber! Was just great..."