"Watch the speed traps!"
· United States
"Remember to bring your own chair and leave the Miller Lite and Bud at home."
· Willow Street, United States
"If only a tornado would roll through here and take this place out with all of its trailer park trash as well."
Big Box Store
· Lancaster, United States
"Watch out for the horse and buggies, the certainly won't look out for you!!!"
"Its ok if you throw away all of your liquids before you enter the security check point. Once you are near you gate, you can buy another bottle of water for four bucks!"
· Orlando, United States
"While most of the elevators here don't work, ole #5 is still alive!"
· Wilmington, United States