Paul Giorgi

"The Trenta's 916 ml of drink is more than the average 900 ml of fluid the human stomach has capacity for."

"Worst chipotle ever! Horrible, lazy and dirty workers. Only reason I waited in this slow line was to observe this pathetic operation."

"Dirty, slow, unfriendly, bad layout,broken soda machines. Probably the worst Five Guys I've been to."

"Use coupon code 44 to save $2. Good until July 31, 2012."

"Enter 2395* before paying to get a $2 discount. Good until 7/1/12."

"I had no idea airports could be this bad. Avoid at all costs."