Tristan Peterson

"Monk in the trunk. It's a trendy sounding name but it's so dang tasteyaaaa"

"Try the veal, it's delicious. Tip your bartenders & wait staff, I'll be here all year. It's my house and I signed a lease so, yeah, we'll leave the light on for ya"

"Ducks, gorgous women, and Lake Davis -a jewl of natural beauty"

"Seatbelt. Don't foursquare while driving."

"Bring lunch, bring your dog, or yo dogs to play frisbee. There are also some great climbing trees here. I want to take some photos/vid of many people hanging out in these trees at once. Any takers?"

"Umm... Drink. And go upstairs and bother the dj with requests, they love that (if you're female with a voyuer streak)."