Tanya Micklitsch

"Worst idea anyone's ever had. Nobody speaks English and it's a mess and a half."

"Don't get the burgers. Oddly dense and taste like the ones you used to get in the school cafeteria, but with fancier toppings. Chicken and waffles yes, broccoli casserole hell yes. Burgers no."

"3 words: Country. Fried. Steak. And turnip greens with hot sauce, but that steak...I've loved it since i was a kid!"

"Don't try to tell them that they've done anything wrong, they'll just call you a liar. Used to like it, won't be coming back for a while due to the customer service, or lack thereof."

"John's special = nom nom nom"

"Slow. Unbearably slow. Is it the kitchen? Servers? Doesn't really matter, it's just...slow. Every. Time."