Josh Rege

"Rub cookies n cream all over yourself, then roll around in sprinkles. Sure, it's frowned upon, but its worth it."

"Smells like Emmerson in here."

"Full strength beer! Boozin' while shopping is totally legal... Kinda."

"The odor here is slightly off-putting."

"Watch out for beard ninjas and German tourists."

"People often pour the last drop of cream into their coffee and walk right out the door instead of bringing the empty container to the counter for a fresh one. Those people are dicks."