Brandon Komar

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"There isn't a Bath tub nor is there a Body Work exhibit, so do not be tricked by the name but be sure to ask if the Parade Committee is in town."

"Do not be fooled by the name. The do not sell Gibbons, Lions, Elephants, Zebras, Tigers, Ligers, Pigs, Foxes, Eagles, Armadillos, Horses, Cows, Ducks, Hawks, Lizards, Bears, Cougars (Neither Kind)"

"There is no better way to enjoy your wings than to do a train on them with your local Parade Committee."

"Be sure to try the double hop knot and also check to see if your famous local Parade Committee is present."

"Come on down to the local ASU IHOP. It is the areas hot spot for the best parades. Parade yourself a stack of hot cakes with your favorite jewish, halfrican, Christian, Pollack Parade Committee."