"Don't get hurt at Joe's. The only first aid is Tator Tots."
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"If you find women's underwear on the floor, on the shelf, or under the bed, they belong to Joe. Even if he tells you they don't, he is lying."
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"Stay away from the bathroom if Joe is pooping. If you don't your face will melt off like you just snuck a peek at the arc of the covenant."
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"Snuggle in Lauren's bed. Its comfy."
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