Arlene Ovalle-Child

"Yet another disappointing trip here. I wasn't able to return a gift a received manufactured by TARGET and still available for sale. Hate this place with a passion."

"If you're pregnant in JP you have to take prenatal yoga with Bec."

"One word: amazing! All other cupcakes do not compare to the heavenly batters and frostings whipped up by these folks. Everything here tastes oh so fresh and delicious"

"Hold it in. The restrooms are shitty...literally."

"3 words: Batida de lechosa"

"Don't ask us cage dwellers where to find or why you can't find the book you're looking for. We're writing our dissertations ...or checking our Facebook."