jeff hoffman

"Very disappointed. Flavor combos are off, one slice of meat on any of the speciality sandwiches, and the tomato soup is super acidic not good at all. Won't be back"

"Worst Greek food I have ever had. How is it possible to screw up a gyro sandwich at a greek restaurant? Congrats, u did it."

"Be prepared to wait at least 45 min for food no matter what you order or how empty/packed the restaurant is."

"Dylan can build an exact replica of wrigley field to scale"

"The red meatloaf/bologna pie is divine!"

"Don't chat too loudly, there's not many people here and everyone can hear ur conversations about butts and stuff."