Tiny Weasel

"Ask for the Eggs Benedict. It's fantastic."

"We had four cocktails each here in the space of an hour and no one got the slightest bit drunk. This place is a rip off. If they do it to you, ask for a free drink because what they do is illegal."

"Try the weasels."

"If you bring a dog in here, and he's wearing a little coat, he will be given his own little cocktail."

"The famous chicken scene in the movie Leprechaun was filmed in room 223. Ask for Warwick Davis's signature cocktail at the bar."

"There is a coupon for a free pot of tea inside one of the books. If you find it, the tea is yours!"