O'Neill HouseholdHome • North Royalton, United States
The warden is a dirty rat
The couch in the basement eats phones. You can look as hard as you want, sometimes even for days, but you won't get your phone back until the couch releases it and is ready to give it back.
If you want to get in, you have to put Fluffy the 3 headed dog to sleep (aka Liam).
CAUTION: Don't wake the hibernating Warden!