Aaron H

"Make sure to ask for wines not on the tasting menu. Also, the dark chocolate w/sea salt is pretty great."

"Watch for the fire hydrant driving in and out of the garage. Not quite two full lanes in/out."

"Had my first wax here. Super thorough, professional, and clean. I'll definitely be back."

"They don't have a working phone."

"Patience. Bring patience. Don't go shopping on the first day of the month. Bring a jacket if you want to shop for meat, and being courteous goes a long way at the checkout."

"To be a truly exceptional ambassador, the consulate suggests always arriving with booze, cheese, or baked goods"