"If the Frito Pie doesn't finish you off, slide on over to the Taco Bell next doir and immerse yourself in a Smothered Burrito."
· Bridgeville, United States
"This Panera hates the environment. they give everyone plastic silverware with their dine-in orders. The boys at Panera Corporate should watch this Panera's lazy management."
· Mount Lebanon, United States
"Oklahoma Joe loves football, so he shuts it down on Sunday."
· Kansas City, United States
"Don't try the gum out of machine in the men's room, it taste like rubber."
· Pittsburgh, United States
"The basement bar is bomb-track!"
· Oakdale, United States
"Dunk shot is not encouraged."