The Green RoomLounge • United States
Say really offensive things as loudly as you can.
The Cloud is the best bed known to mankind. To lie in its warm embrace is a sacred privilege.
Get an Ocean Water with extra blue coconut and cherry. If it's madre right, it should be deep purple. Yummy.
Don't live here. It's scary, it smells, the cops are always here, the plumbing is always screwed up and the office doesn't ever know what's going on.
Don't park in the faculty parking behind the building or they ticket you D:
If you're looking for a new furry friend, stop by on Saturdays and Sundays to check out the adoptions.
If you're a guest, make sure you have a guest pass and park in the guest parking in the back of the complex. Or just park outside the gate and hop the fence.