Chris Knerr

"Jumbo dogs for 3.75 are awesome, and hit the spot, beers expensive though"

"Join everybody out by the tree for their cigarettes"

"Have the wife make ya 900 cc's of vodka cranberry, they are GOOOOD"

"Dont let them tell you 6 months to a year, come in EVERY OTHER day, when you get in their faces things open up, oh and DON'T accept anything in Santa fe unless ABSOLUTLY necessary"

"The peds clinic is too small and smells of dirty diapers, please change your kid before coming here"