Allison Wannamaker

"Kitty Comrade Marceline will keep us safe from capitalists and jingle bell toys. Praise the Dear Leader!"

"Dear Leader swears the tubes & gas canisters are for peaceful purposes, and that Article 15 bread and water are good for my deprogramming."

"The Dear Leader is working on outdoor lighting."

"Dear Leader is so wise & powerful that only the left side of his kitchen sink actually needs to be connected. Proper drainage is an unnecessary imperialist ploy."

"All hail the Dear Leader!"

"They do good work. I wouldn't suggest slashing your own tires just for a reason to go there, but as tire places go they're great."