"Cep mushroom fondue and a bottle of saint veran on the terrace on a hot sunny afternoon...awesome"
"Fantastic espresso and hot choc. No frills but TGI not costa/Starbucks/pret/eat who are aiming for world domination"
· London, United Kingdom
"If you see that guy punch him in the face"
· Ashford, United Kingdom
"Double-decker healthwrecker=heart attack! On a healthier note the crab sandwiches are great. Dodgy parking in peak season."
· Rozel, Jersey
"Busy at weekends, finish serving at 8.30 and don't take reservations (for small numbers) so either come earlier or have a beer outside and watch the sunset (grab a cushion and blanket from inside)."
"Look out for the 'Golden Girls' and their windbreaks!"
· St. Ouen, Jersey