Robert Allen Payne

"Try the patio! It's fabulous!"

"I love all the whiners who complain about "no free wi-fi" in the terminals. Things costs money. Get over it, or ask your congressman to raise everyone's air fees to cover your Skype addiction."

"I laugh at all the cheap skates who complain about no free wifi. Do you share your wifi with your neighbors? It costs tons of cash to implement wifi at an airport. Get over it!"

"Anything Rob cooks is awesome!"

"Do not ask for Athelas. Because she is MINE bitches! Seriously though, she rocks it out - the absolute best! Love her!"

"Grab a bottle of wine, pour all around and lead off with this official house toast: ""Here's to you and here's to me, Friends may we always be! But, if by chance we disagree, Up yours! Here's to me!""