Jerry

"Groceries are more affordable than other grocers in the area. Beware the tightly packed space with narrow isles and impatient or leisure(me) shoppers that get in each other's way."

"Kookie and Kandie are fierce bitches at first but as long as you tell them who's boss, they'll snuggle right up to you :)"

"The red headed girl working at the McDonalds might be the cutest, nicest, employee I've ever met!"

"Lab coats are not a requirement but they're a nice bonus :)"