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don't go during peak hours...no towels and it is packed!
Be sure to use your back and swing weights that are very heavy. You have to throw them at the ground, not just drop them, when you re done.
Come during peak hours. You have to park soooo far that if you run to front door and back to car you got your work out done without going inside gym.
Parking is a mess here all the time. They need to put all those membership fees to use and fix the parking situation.
Next time you see one of those cross fit people taking up multiple machines do everyone a favor and shank their ass.
I love the jacuzzi and they change the water every Monday.
Deodorant and fresh breath are not required.
Members need not know the basics of numerical identification, as returning weights to their properly location is frowned upon.
Try the U-Jam Fitness class...up to 1000 cal in an hour of fun!
The curtains match the drapes.
For some hot parking lot fun, look for the red Toyota truck with the camper.
Lose your home or your job? No big deal! Live here and all you have to pay is your monthly gym dues to shower.
Sweat is your fat cells crying
Dear man on the rowing machine next to me, get off of your angry phone call and row. It's a gym!
Visitors are encouraged to come. (all over)
Watch out for the security. He works 1 hour a week.
Wash your clothes in the whirl pools and dry them in the steam room.
Is it rainy or cold and you have no where to go? Sleep on the couches in the lobby.
Come at 2am on a weekday & you have the gym to yourself
Don't cover your mouth when you cough, everyone needs your germs.
Working on your fitness!
treat yourself to a "peanut butter gone bananas" meal replacement smoothie after a good workout!
AKA: homeless shelter
Huge parking lot for your camper or to park your car for days. Sleep under the trees by bay 101 for less people and no freeway noise.
It's highly annoying not to mention unproductive to be on your phone while working out next to someone.
Hog the machines for as long as you can. You can sit at them browse the internet on your phone, bonus if you can take up two machines
Plan on parking at the casino or hotel Monday to Wednesday.
Monday morning 6AM "cycle" class kicks ass! Get there early and sign up at the front desk because the class gets full.
Park close to the gym to take advantage of the free wifi.
"Mo" is short for homo
The people who workout here are rude. Join a different gym if you're serious about fitness.
Pwrfect time to come is after 10pm. No wait for pool and plenty of towels :)
Can't figure out what to listen to during your workout? I'm here for you! Chock full of free music!
Best place to practice with your band!!
Love the separate steam, sauna & jacuzzi for men and women. Never thought I'd even THINK this... But it ain't college anymore :)
Apparently no towels even in non-peak times too!
Just quit this gym today. No towels and the staff was ambivalent towards me. Water related activities are a important part of the club so I decided to leave. Also, no parking on peak days sometimes.
If you come here after 5pm on the weekdays, just park on the backside beside the Extended Stay. Trust me.
Look for the handsome, buff guy in black with short hair .... That's not me
The room is sooo stuffy for the kickboxing class I can't breath, they need to do something.
Electrical outlets are conveniently located inside by the couch to charge your phone.
Great couches in the lobby to sleep on for those rainy nights
No staff in the early hours. Get here early so you can sneak in and use the shower.
Wash your clothes in the whirl pool and dry them in the steam room.
Overnight and long term parking allowed. Plenty of room for your camper or RV.
Free child care.