People tend to check in during these times:
Im 30000 feet over Texas...not the Sierra's ...The problem with a small screen is that all I could read about the check in was 30,000 ft... Oh well..My tip...Order a cocktail!
Ask for the whole can!
WATCH THE CART! Excuse the carts..watch your elbows/kneecaps/feet. OUCH!!!
Vodka on the rocks ... Hold the fruit
Up and Away...
Keep your elbows out of the aisle cuz the flight attendants don't give a shit and will knock it off your arm with the cart