People tend to check in during these times:
Deer are brazen and many here!
'Sup Terps! 👍
If your a visiting civilian, buy tobacco before you get on base because they won't sell you any.
USA USA USA
Get here early! May be a line at the main gate!! And know where you're going!! Verbal directions are confusing as HELL!!!
Watch out for ducks and deer. Morning and evening.
The police are watching. Don't speed!
Men's room. That ham and cheese coming' back on me
Blowin' shit up!
Make that dough!
Don't have your phone in your hands while you drive. Use a hands free device or speakerphone. Don't speed either. They'll get ya.
Be sure to drive by the airfield where you can see Blackhawks and Chinooks on the flightline. They fly often so keep your eyes out for them in the air.
Make sure your headlights are working and you have a license plate on the front of your car. Registration and insurance must be current.
Guests need to check in at the front gate. Pass the covered visitors entrance and hook a right into the visitors parking lot to avoid the long line of construction and contractor vehicles coming in.
Don't mess with the MPs. They're serious shit
Work. Just work.
I could tell you. But then I would have to kill you!