I am the Peter Parker of this mansion.
I love comic books no
There are a lot of murders here and not enough competent detectives
dont forget to lock the bathroom door and put your pants back on when youre done in there
If you want to touch da booty don't touch da Buddha
Survive here by being drunk and bringing cookies in the shape of super heroes!
Pepper here, be careful Tony is drunk all the time and has power tools!