Que la dejo mojadita like the Great Lakes.
Don't sleep on the couch or the pull out beds.
There is no parking lot or valet!
Its the squaders!!
Your not the mayor, your the slumlord!
Stay away from Kris N. He smells like watermelon and dirty feet. Just ask him he will admit it.
Rule 3: If the room smells, open a window!!
Rule 2: One MUST shower after lodging here. No Exceptions!
Rule 1: Always knock before entering any locked room.
Wednesday crews rock
What's that smell?
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