People tend to check in during these times:
No pain, no gain
If you are a Stevens student, faculty or staff member, alumnus, or Schaefer Gym member looking for effective and affordable personal training; contact Tom the Trainer at firstname.lastname@example.org.
Long stare-downs gets lingering cowards off equipment.
Place is run by a bunch of pansies. Rubber plates and a bounce pad and they still whine about deadlifts. Might as well just fill the place with cardio machines.
Avoid the bathrooms...
This place has the biggest kettle balls I've ever seen. :-o
Ask for Tom The Trainer. They'll know what it means. I think.