They just upgraded their amenities: I just got an old Thai woman to walk on my back. She then covered my body in siracha and threw me in the scalding hot tub.
Chili dog special.
Order the combo platter. A+++
Try the hot tub.
Free rape kits and morning after pills!
I accedently left my pajamas on the fire escape and they were returned cleaned and pressed! And the chili dog condiment bar at the continental breakfast buffet can't be beat!
Boobcuzzi fireplace patio views afterparty cuties