Free rape kits and morning after pills!
They just upgraded their amenities: I just got an old Thai woman to walk on my back. She then covered my body in siracha and threw me in the scalding hot tub.
I accedently left my pajamas on the fire escape and they were returned cleaned and pressed! And the chili dog condiment bar at the continental breakfast buffet can't be beat!
Chili dog special.
Order the combo platter. A+++
Boobcuzzi fireplace patio views afterparty cuties
Try the hot tub.