People tend to check in during these times:
Global headquarters of Crowdtap! This is a really big deal.
For free hugs, go find Arjun.
Jon has swamp ass
When you hear "balls" that means you bum rush Jonathon
When they yell balls take them out!
Jinny likes it when you toss light spherical objects at her head.
Watch out, Marc will steal your mayorship.
Every now and then yell out "balls!". They love that.
Don't be late!